i wish i had a killer body
*suddenly my fingers turn into knives, my nipples become lasers, and my left leg turns into a crowbar*
yes…. this will do
(via rosenrot-oh-rosenrot)
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
(via rosenrot-oh-rosenrot)
